Sunday, 26 October 2014

“Home Base” and his irritating comedy





 

By COLLINS Ughalaa 
Comedy, like music, is food for the soul; but bad music could be very nauseating. Likewise a bad comedian, instead of entertaining the audience has the tendency to annoy, to irritate; and what the comedian gets most of the time is that while he is shouting himself hoarse on the stage, the audience is withdrawing home, and those who perhaps do not want to go home begin to sleep. In all, a bad comedian is bad business; he does not move anybody and he is usually deserted by the same people he thinks he is entertaining.


This irritating comedy is what Chima Anozie, aka Home Base, is engaging in. This irritating comedy has become his trade, yes, his trade mark. He is behaving like one of our masquerades called Mgbagbo. Mgbagbo, a masquerade in Obudi Agwa Autonomous Community has the notoriety of having no respect for anybody, including respect for the young, women, elderly, and even his own “parents”. He draws no difference between the natives and the strangers: he bulldozes anything and everything on his way and what he enjoys is the shouts of praise from the people; from the same people who cannot dare come close to him, who cannot tame him, and who do not like him and what he does, but only cheers him on; for his nuisance value. That is what I see Home Base doing: he is destroying everything and anything in sight just to gain political relevance in Orji, and like the masquerade described above, he is doing so without respect to anybody, even to his own “parents” – those that made him.
And this attitude is also reminiscent of the proverbial nwanza that had his fill and challenged the gods to a duel. The consequence? It did not live to tell the story. Again, there is lesson in the fable of the hen that swallowed a needle. It too did not live to boast about it. Then came Chinua Achebe’s ever green warning, that those whose kernels are cracked for them by the gods should not be ungrateful. In this era when many people shy away from assisting others grow, those who have benefitted from other people’s philanthropy should not despise those who are their benefactors. It has serious consequences.
For the sake of those who do not know, Home Base comes from Orji in Owerri North Local Government Area of Imo State, and by profession he is an Estate Surveyor. I hear he is a brilliant chap, but what he seems to have in quantum is lack of respect. He is arrogant, and this has not gone on well with him. Yes, he is a Lawyer too, but some people said he attended night school; that may not be relevant. What is relevant is that he has acquired the said knowledge, and we can’t take it from him. But my people have a saying that when Amadioha begins to misbehave the elder would disclose the tree from which it was made. The issue of Home Base attending a night school might not have surfaced if he had not been disrespectful to his elders and benefactors, to those higher than him and those who made him.
Home Base was the former Managing Director of Owerri City Development Agency (OCDA), an agency of government that takes care of development issues in Owerri, and by all measures, the MD of OCDA is a powerful person. But like every other transient thing on earth, Home Base lost his job. Yes, no condition is permanent, even though I am forced to agree that Home Base thought that his appointment as the MD of OCDA would be permanent. He did not believe he could leave the office. Such thinking belongs only to the insane. And of course, he had not seen such power and influence in his life, so when he woke up and found himself to be the MD of OCDA he saw himself as the biggest thing and person in Orji. And as characteristic of him, he began to raise his shoulders and to see himself as the beginning and the end and to talk down on every other leader in the area, including those that paid his school fees. And by the way, Home Base’ entry into OCDA was the Governor’s strategy to continue to hold influence in Orji following the exit of the member representing Owerri Federal Constituency in the Federal House of Reps, Hon Ezenwa Onyewucchi, from the Governor’s All Progressives Congress (APC) to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP). The search for continued relevance in Orji produced Home Base as the MD of OCDA.
And of course, power corrupts. A story is told that Home Base, upon assuming duty as the MD of OCDA began to brag that the Governor brought him to OCDA to help redeem the agency; that he would talk about the agency as failure and that only him could fix things there. There is another story that he did not show any respect to the Commissioner for Land and Survey, Hon Uche Nwosu, the Governor’s in-law, and by implication, the Governor’s first son. It was said that Home Base would go to the office of the Commissioner and cross his legs while talking to him. It was also said that Home Base bragged that he made the Commissioner and that it was him that saw the Commissioner through school; and it was said that the Commissioner took exception to that but refused to confront the MD who was one of his staff.
The story did not end there. There was another story that he picked quarrel with the Chairman of the OCDA Board, and that it was this quarrel that led to his inglorious ouster. First, it was said that he did not show respect to his boss, the OCDA Board Chairman, Hon Chris Ubah. It was also said that he never listened to Ubah and did things the way he wanted. For example, it was said that he went on vacation abroad without informing the OCDA Board Chairman and without getting the Governor’s approval. While he was gone the Governor asked about him and the Chairman said to the Governor “that is the kind of man we have as the MD; he went on vacation without anybody’s notice.” The Governor, it was said, did not take this lightly. And while Home Base was still vacating abroad, his job slipped off his feet. And now he is out of the government circle. He thought that in the event of a quarrel between him and Ubah the Governor would chose to kick Ubah out. He thought to be more relevant to the Governor that Ubah. But that is a naked lie. Ubah is a strong politician in Imo State and he has his followers. Ubah was the state Chairman of the defunct Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN); and what was Home Base? Ubah has played major roles in the politics of the state over the years, and it is only a neophyte that could kick Ubah out and retain Home Base. And of course, the Governor saw that it was better for him to keep Ubah and kick Home Base out. He did that just, and nobody was there to plead for him. Not even his claim of being the leader of Orji politics could save him or stop the Governor from kicking him out. And truth be told, the Governor knows that his claim of being the leader of Orji is nothing but a ruse. It is a booboo trap. The Governor knew that he could sacrifice Ubah for Home Base. There was no reason for doing that. Even if Ubah commits all the sins in the world there is no way the Governor can sacrifice him for somebody like Home Boy. What for?      
Since losing his OCDA job Home Base has been going about raising all manners of threat against the state government in the form media publications and he has secured the services of some media houses to launder his image and make him appear so important so that he could be considered for another job or for reappointment in OCDA. He is going about insinuating that he would defect from the APC to another party in a bid to get the arms of the government twisted. But the Governor is not swallowing this pill. But from which party does he want to defect? Form APC? Is he actually a member of the APC? Does he have APC membership card? Is he APC in the day and another party at night? Is he APC in the flesh and another party in the spirit? Was he not the same person who helped fight the APC in Orji? Was he not among the persons who distributed money for the PDP against the APC in Orji?
Home Base thinks his attachment to the Chief Of Staff, Sir Jude Ejiogu, will save him. But he goofed. His antic is that of a desperate man seeking nothing but relevance in Orji and in government circle. He insinuates he is defecting from the APC and debunking same, to give the impression that his “defection” could be of some consequence. Who cares what party he belongs to? Home Base claims to be the leader of Orji politics when he has nothing to show for it. As the leader of Orji politics, which politician has he made? Which politician has he helped get to power? Which politician has he sponsored? What is his grassroots influence? Who are his followers? What structure does he have? When Home Base contested election under the platform of the All Nigeria Peoples party (ANPP) he did not win, he lost.
You don’t become a leader by proclaiming to be one; you become leader by concrete actions taken which are recognizable by the people who then recognize you are their leader. A leader is recognized, accepted and not proclaimed. If leadership were by proclamation we could have just everyone as leader because everyone could just come and proclaim his own leadership. Leadership is not is not sold in Ekeonunwa Market! It is serious business. How can Home Base be the leader of Orji politics in the midst of the people like Hon Ezenwa Onyewuchi, Prince Lemmy Akakem and others who have become king makers and rain makers over the years? Yes, they make the rain, and for people like Home Base who show ingratitude and disrespect, they make the rain fall on their day.                                        

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